yo ppl...yea yea i know i haven't been updated and neglected a lot but i just too busy to blog anything as this year is quite hectic...
Now i am officially in ACCA and enjoying myself for the moment before the stress kick in soon...but is the life i chosen and will go through it all out and enjoy whatever came in my way...
Famliy have been very good although some crap or argument on the way but is all still good..and getting to know a neighbour very closer and more frens at least...so far so good...
Anyway,no time to post any pic or things i want to blog about but here are some... storys to lighter up ur days....hehe...
Officially Modern Love Letter.
Dearest Ah Yoke,
I am very happy to inform you that i have fallen in love with you since Wednesday 7th Jan. With reference to the meeting held between you and me on the said day at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than 3 months, and depending on compatibility, will be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be a continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of on your expenses account.
I request you kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation.
Your sincerely,
Ah Boon
Officially Reply to Officially Modern Love Letter.
Dear Ah Boon,
Please refer to your letter dated today, I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal of romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to be to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then i should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order, and nothing less than a Jaguar is to be expected. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions place on myself.
If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indication of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily engaged.
Your perhaps,
Ah Yoke
Here another 1... Hope you all find this amusing...
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Catastrophe
And here are some quote from random ppl...
"The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose, or too old to have anything to gain."
Chinese proverb
"Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both partner know when to be mute."
Anonymous
"Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight."
Anonymous
Ok lah, i think that all for now..there are more to come so see you later...
